"Ssthop it, sthop it right now." You'd think he'd be used to boxing, considering that's what he does for a living.
Next up, gymnastics:
"Dang that beam looks sooo good, I never noticed how delicious it looks. I could snack me somma that right now, right after I land."
Horse racing:
Woman on the left "I'm dry! I'm dry! I'm *gasp*
Woman on the right "Oohh look, a chicken!"
NBA Playoff's:
There are many ways to help yourself get rebounds. Block out. Step on the other guys foot right before jumping. Be Dwight Howard. Blind an suffocate your opponent.
Soccer:
I've never seen so much sportsmanship on one play. The player in the front has obviously lost his balance (arms out, hands daintily poised). The player in the back is supporting the player in the front, kicking the ball for him, scratching his neck, and praying at the same time. The player in the front gets credit for the rare but very effective "nose-er", a tried and true method of heading the ball very softly with your nose.
