Sumo's and Philistine's

Explain to me again why they have to wear so little? This is like Clash of the Titans 3 Unrated Edition

























The game was going well until a Philistine came out of the stands and stole the ball.

























Every spring the Pirates and Cubs get together for the annual Modern Dance Festival Baseball edition.




















I enjoy skiing. I enjoy extreme sports. I enjoy extreme sports in snowy conditions. Please tell me the point of this? First of all, it doesn't seem at all difficult. At least tie your hands behind your back or have a giant jump over an acid pit at the bottom or something.



















"These pink armbands are so AWWESOOMME!!!"


















"This souvenir towel is totally not going to be worth it"

No slapping men

Our first entry comes from the world of boxing.

"Ssthop it, sthop it right now." You'd think he'd be used to boxing, considering that's what he does for a living.

Next up, gymnastics:

"Dang that beam looks sooo good, I never noticed how delicious it looks. I could snack me somma that right now, right after I land."

Horse racing:



Woman on the left "I'm dry! I'm dry! I'm *gasp*
Woman on the right "Oohh look, a chicken!"

NBA Playoff's:


There are many ways to help yourself get rebounds. Block out. Step on the other guys foot right before jumping. Be Dwight Howard. Blind an suffocate your opponent.

Soccer:


I've never seen so much sportsmanship on one play. The player in the front has obviously lost his balance (arms out, hands daintily poised). The player in the back is supporting the player in the front, kicking the ball for him, scratching his neck, and praying at the same time. The player in the front gets credit for the rare but very effective "nose-er", a tried and true method of heading the ball very softly with your nose.

White legs, bling, jubilance, trash, and magic

Sometimes I browse the internet and see photos that cause me to chuckle. Chuckling to yourself is fine, but I figured why not share humorous thoughts (at least to me) via another blog? (I blog about people mangling the English language as well at www.innersting.blogspot.com). So enjoy the following photos, with my personal commentary/captions, and feel free to suggest your own (off-color will not be published) via the comment option.

Our first photo comes to us from the Colorado Buffaloes football spring game. Immediately following this exhibition the Governor issued an executive order banning the public use of shorts anywhere in the state until after August 1st.













Dez Bryant's reaction on April 1st upon learning that the bracelet and watch that his family got him is made with cubic zerconia, not diamonds. All that bling, so little worth. Gotcha Dez! April fools!













Duke students celebrate the end of winter quarter in March. "We passed statistics! We passed statistics!!"















Now I know why so many people come from the UK to California to visit the beach (picture is actually post race - apparently there is a shortage of rubbish bins right now?).








Having just finished a Harry Potter movie marathon the night before, this Russian badminton team decides to try a little magic during the match. "Impedimenta Accio Avifors Avis!"

Impedimenta - Slows an advancing object
Accio - Summons an object
Avifors - Turns small objects into birds
Avis - Launches bird from your wand














I tried for a loooong time to come up with something on this one but nothing. I mean, look at it: purple hair, two shirtless grown men embracing in a sea of grown men. Taken at a Belgian soccer match. It's really soo funny as is I don't think I can add anything to it. You're welcome to try.